the 20 deadliest rides at Disney theme parks

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 20-Apr-2006 18:06:07

Yet another person died recently at a Disney theme park, this time on the "Mission: Space" ride at Orlando's Disney World.
As a public service I thought I'd
warn you about other potentially fatal Disney attractions.


The Top 20 Hazardous Disney Attractions


20> Goofy's Rootin' Tootin' Live Ammo Shootin' Range

19> Postal Sniper Tower o' Terror

18> Sinderella's S&M Castle

17> Mission: Detroit

16> Qaddafi Duck's Jihadarama

15> Mickey's Grab-the-Cheese-From-the-Trap-Real-Fast Ride

14> Piranhas of the Caribbean

13> Herbie the Sexually Transmitted Love Bug Gran Prix

12> M*A*S*H* Mountain

11> Mr. Joel's Wild Ride

10> The Haunted Manson

9> The Ted Kennedy Autopsia Raceway

8> The Rabid and Starving Country Bears Armed With Chainsaws
Jamboree Massacre

7> 20,000 Volts Under the Sea

6> MySpace Mountain

5> Jiminy Cricket's Spiketacular Carousel of Pokin',
Gougin' Nails

4> The Splatterhorn

3> Buzz Lightyear's Assprobe Orbiter

2> It's a Small Pox


and the Number 1 Hazardous Disney Attraction...


1> Mad Hatter's Piping-Hot Brimming Teacup Sit 'n' Spin Ride

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 20-Apr-2006 18:43:13

Oh my, that's good. I think my favorite was The Rabid and Starving Country Bears Armed With Chainsaws Jamboree Massacre, but it's hard to say.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 23-Apr-2006 13:07:31

lollol!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 30-Apr-2006 15:16:19

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

i go to disney all the time so found that really funny